Let's shrink the world

You see this chick on the left?
That's my best friend. The second before this pic was taken she slapped my face.
But what I was gonna say is that I miss her.
My 3 best friends all live on 3 different continents.
One in Aussie land, one in Norway and one in the US.
And I don't live in any of these countries.
So my suggestion is that we make this world all about me and make the world much much smaller.
I'd say just shrink it to the size of Wyoming. Or make flight tickets cheaper.
But it has to happen cause Skype just doesnt do it for me anymore.

Love ~Jo